JOKES/Real ads

I thought it'd be fun to post some jokes since it's mid-week. These were sent by a friend, and are from real newspaper ads!! Enjoy.

Myra Nour
www.myranour.com

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.


FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.


FREE PUPPIES...
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound.


FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat ... been out a while.
Better be a reward.


COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.


NORDIC TRACK
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.


GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown - 89 cents lb.


JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300.


WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE.
Call Stephanie.


AND THE LAST ONE:

FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.Excellent condition.
$1,000 or best offer.
No longer needed, got married last month.
Wife knows everything